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+Also try "Blockpixel" by Jakob_zero!
+Also try "Bytecraft" by StitchSprites!
+Also try "Clusterful" by BurrowBling!
+Also try "Cuboids" by Cryokine!
+Also try "Dokucraft" by Doku and friends!
+Also try "Epic Adventures" by t0by1o9tt!
+Also try "Excalibur" by Maffhew!
+Also try "Gleam Things" by Viper!
+Also try "Haven" by SixFootBlue!
+Also try "Igneous " by Magma!
+Also try "Jicklus" by Jicklus!
+Also try "John Smith" by JohnSmith and friends!
+Also try "Legendary Pack" by 849o1y!
+Also try "Lithos" by Eleazzaar!
+Also try "Mizunos's 16 Craft" by Mizuno!
+Also try "Overgrowth" by ItsChawk_!
+Also try "Pixalette" by Pixelstories!
+Also try "Prime's HD" by Prime_Mods!
+Also try "PureBDcraft" by Sphax and BDCraft!
+Also try "Quadral" by Ignafson!
+Also try "Quart!" by StitchSprites!
+Also try "Reimagined" by Reijvi!
+Also try "Reverie" by Ephial!
+Also try "SapixCraft" by Sapix and friends!
+Also try "Terrapack3D" by StitchSprites!
+Also try "The Great Shrimpsby" by ShrimpSnail!
+Also try "Vividity" by THX!
+Also try "Whimscape" by Kavast!
+Angelbee is cool!
+Terrorizer is cool!
+PhoenixSC is cool!
+Technoblade never dies!
+Creeper, Aw man...
+Don't mine at night!
+<3
+Don't dig straight down.
+alt + f4
+Look at this photograph...
+That's what the point of the mask is.
+Gregory you need to vent.
+Welcome back, Sethbling here.
+Hello once again audience!
+I got no kakorrhaphiophobia.
+The blood moon is rising.
+You felt your sins crawling on your back.
+Do you wanna have a bad time? 
+ALL THE COLORS!
+Tell your mother!
+Do you wanna have a bad time?
+Welcome Back!
+I saw a body lyin there!
+I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
+Who's miles?
+Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
+1987
+Desert Creepers.
+Send the fish to hell.
+You make me happy.
+Breadstick.
+Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
+You're the best.
+Chop down the whole tree.
+The End?
+Faithful'nt
+Subnauticraft
+Assume something's dangerous until proven safe. Then eat it.
+Butter > gold
+I will forcefeed you seeds until you love me.
+So long, and thanks for all the fish!
+Now in Technicolor!
+your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries? maybe?
+The cat killed the dog and the dog killed the mouse, now the pigeon want to kill the squirrel.
+I am once again asking for your financial support.
+I've come to make an announcement...
+Locally Sourced!
+Have fun storming the castle!
+Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
+What is a man?
+Look at me. I am the captain now!
+Re-added herobrine!
+Two bros, sitting in a hot tub
+Does not contain nuts!
+birb.
+i'd like to order uh.... beesechurger?
+Sir, this is a wendys.
+The cow despawned 10 minutes ago, bro.
+The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
+steve will be voiced by chris pratt
+That is a fountain, a fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water
+You can breed parrots by feeding them cookies!
+Dig straight down for the new caves!
+Inconceivable!
+Press Q to crouch.
+Make sure to feed the Hoglins!
+Visit a village after defeating pillagers for rewards!
+Don't look at creepers, they won't see you!
+Iron golems love snowball fights!
+We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
+Im blue da ba dee da ba doo
+Jeb in a boat!
+You can use a respawn anchor in the overworld
+Hermitcraft plz consider Stitch
+Mojang plz consider Stitch
+Knees weak arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti!
+The sun is a deadly laser.
+100% more colorblind friendly
+A Single Lime-green pixel!
+Approved by most eyes!
+now featuring: Darker Mode
+Possibly trypophobia free!
+The Hidenut
+I though I set brightness to bright?
+Your dirt house will thank you!
+Stop looking at splash texts and play minecraft already.
+100% more water!
+6.9/10 too much accessibility.
+https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
+<-- Make sure this says Minceraft
+This is the splash. That's it.
+Splish splash, your game is now squash.
+I got a jar of dirt!
+"we have minecraft at home" minecraft at home:
+What happened to the Aether?
+Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights At Freddy's
+But hey! That's just a theory!
+It's about Drive
+Now we look professional, just need to figure out how to act professional
+Every bone in my body is professional
+Buy one now at double price and get the next one free!
+Will you do the fandango?
+Splashtexts inspired by fans!
+Shut, pigstep is playing.
+Get out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!
+None of these are legal advice
+All of these are legal advice
+Mojang please nerf skeletons
+Well well well how the turn tables
+Was that the bite of 87!?
+It wasn't me, it was the man in the chicken costume.
+BARRELS!!
+I can milk you.
+break all the pots.
+Lets point our guns at him while we're seated.
+Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one
+Ive seen irish famines with more potatoes
+I'm having fun. I dropped out of college for this.
+I sawed this boat in half!
+That's what she said
+But carl, that kills people!
+Dammit they took my kidney.
+No among us references.
+Unfortunately free will is a lie.
+Join the discord.
+Are you having fun yet?
+You are banned from the daycare!
+Actually, I prefer air.
+You said i can trust you! You said you were a gamer!
+You are the best.
+Just one spoon, okay?
+Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
+He then proceeded to pull a comically large spoon.
+The man behind the slaughter
+What if I dont wanna be the bad guy anymore?
+Well done Superstar!
+Let me leave my soul to burn and I'll be breathing it in.
+They are cringe, online, without lives. But you. You will be based.
+Godspeed, you magnificent bastard
+Fatherless
+Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK
+Spoof ping
+Why is the purple guy purple
+The man behind the slaughter
+I find your lack of Faith... endearing
+Screw those six fish in particular.
+I don't want your damn lemons!
+Can you two stop having relationship issues while I'm on the phone with my dentist?
+capitalism
+Our diamonds.
+also try colorblindness
+Nibbles on the cookie menacingly
+Nom
+It's actually quite simple, really.
+Its his gaming chair
+Welcome to the underground! Give us your blocks.
+I should call her...
+Rebecca please it's been 8 months let me see the kids again.
+Ew Faithless, it's too popular!
+Music Man!
+The angel's on the stage so pipe down
+I sold my soul for poetry
+Why did I say okie dokie?
+We work to earn the right to work
+Imagine all your nightmares contained in a single glorified reformatory
+If you get eaten there's fees for your mourners
+If you're upset you can rent an apology
+Nemo appreciates Dakedres
+Have you considered chess?
+A
+1 MIL DOWNLOADS LESGOOO
+Mojang pls stop breaking my resource pack :(
+Hear me out-
+Do not let him cook
+He ate and proceeded to cook
+it doesn't even know basic mathematics
+Why is he british?
+Enemies are like friends. Cripple their legs to stop them from running.
+Batteries not included.
+9 out of 10 Doctors Reccommend!
+Punch Pig, receive Bacon.
+I Approve.
+Pulsing words!
+Lapis Lazuli for all!
+Stick your head in Pumpkins!
+You Mother will Hate it!
+l33t
+You got any games on your phone?
+DRR! DRR! DRR!
+That creeper is a spy
+I need more context.
+Should not be played while driving
+You're going too fast!
+Something's not quite right...
+Thank you for the fish!
+As seen on TV!
+Awesome!
+100% pure!
+May contain nuts!
+More polygons!
+Moderately attractive!
+Kind of dragon free!
+Absolutely no memes!
+Free dental!
+Never dig down!
+Take frequent breaks!
+Not linear!
+Punching wood!
+Falling off cliffs!
+I miss ADOM!
+Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
+Consume V's!
+Hotter than the sun!
+Give us Gordon!
+Tip your waiter!
+This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
+Haha, LOL!
+Hampsterdance!
+Bees, bees, bees, bees!
+...!
+Try the Nether!
+Don't look directly at the bugs!
+Oh, ok, Pigmen!
+Finally with ladders!
+Scary!
+Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
+Welcome to your Doom!
+Millions of peaches!
+Boots with the fur!
+Stop, hammertime!
+I see your vocabulary has improved!
+Don't feed avocados to parrots!
+Swords for everyone!
+Plz reply to my tweet!
+Put a little fence around it!
+Now with additional stuff!
+Now with stuff!
+What's up, Doc?
+Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
+/give @a hugs 64
+Rule #1: it's never my fault
+In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
+its as shrimple as that
+things are not so shrimple now, are they?
+Do not the cat
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